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I wish I were a dog

Dog: Holy shit I love everyone. I just met you and I love you so much.
Dog: I don't care what I look like, I'm going to eat every motherfucking thing.
Dog: Other dogs want to have sex with me.
Dog: Fucking squirrel.
Dog: I fucking love life.
Dog: I love naps.
Dog: I don't have any fucking responsibilities because I'm a fucking dog.



Whenever my girlfriend offers me a bite of his dessert




Im definetly using this excuse someday

Im definetly using this excuse someday

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hahaha one of my favorite episodes